The Legends Of Zelda XI

(Reissued from January 5 2005)

Hmm.

It's time once again to reflect upon the higlight of the day... making fun of Zelda. Nuff said.

As per usual, I was coming back from debate, had collected my toolbox from the locker, and reached Block R, changed and went ahead to cut my block of MDF (medium density fibreboard... which can be joined together by PVA glue... poly vinyl acry... acry...acetate).

As Alvin was already cutting his MDF board, I decided to pay him a token visit before proceeding with what I needed to do. It seemed everything was as usual in the workshop: everyone was busy at work doing their project stuffs.

So I proceeded to cut my MDF board to shape, and I also managed to sand it down. I had needed to use the drill, but since it was occupied, i decided to talk to Alvin.

We were just goofing around with the two MDF circles I had just cut out, telling each other that the other was wrong when I put the two circles over my chest. A squel of disgust from one of alvin's classmates allowed alvin take over and put the two circles over his eyes. Then I just took them back from him, and clasped them together, forming a 'mastercard'-like shape, and then holding them down loosely with my hands over a 'special' area.

Righto, no comment from the rest except that Alvin said that he might be silly, but he certainly wasn't crude. Absolutely.

All this while, Zelda was trying to interrupt, but I do suppose that fact that no one paid attention to her made things seem out of her control. Thank goodness.

After cutting up the rest of my MDF, I decided to retire to the main studio, where i sat down to eat some of the cake my mum had prepared as a snack for me.

Tijah came in, and i was asking her about her studio projetc when Zelda came in, interrupting things as usual:

Z: 'What's that?'

C: 'Food.'

Z: 'I know.. but what kind of food?'

C: 'Cake'

Z: 'Yah, I know it is cake.. but what kind of cake?'

C: 'Dunno'

Z: 'You are eating it but you donch KNOW what it is???'

C: 'Good food'


Then she went off, obviously defeated in her quest to irritate people relentlessly. And Alvin came in soon after.

C: 'Finished?'

Al: 'Yeah, so what you intend to do now?'

Seeing that I was already packed (my dustcoat, toolbox etc was already put into my bag), I just said:

C: 'Go home...?'

Al: 'Yeah.. Good Idea!'

C: 'Yeah, before Zelda comes back.. oh, too late...'

Zelda comes back in, and then as Alvin packs up, I decide to hit the nail on the head.

C: 'I've been wanting to ask you, erm, Zelda, when are you going to remove that... that... that thing from the studio?' I was referring to Zelda's incomplete gigantic cardboard wallet which resembled something unpleasant left over from 'Big Wallet Expo'.

Z: 'Oh.. I dunno, maybe I'll have to ask Ayob'

Then I *secretly* told Alvin: 'I don't think it matters whether Ayob's decision will be necessary'

And that just set Alvin laughing. Tijah just kept saying how *bad* me and Alvin were, but I suppose she'd enjoy the joke as much as we both did.

And just before I left, I managed to say...

'Zelda, just one thing, remove this piece of sh*t (the massive wallet) before someone else does... ok?'


Yeah, the thing about Zelda is that she is finally cooling off, (to which I am rather thankful), so do not be surprised that 'The Legends Of Zelda' become less frequent. Just maybe. I dunno. Good stuuf.


Cheers,

Crawldaddy