The Legends Of Zelda XIX

Hmm.

Okay... classic stuff right here on my blog...


An exerpt direct, word for word from the Big Z's blog (with some censoring):

haha..... was thinking abt tat reali lame n unglam blog tat (my name) wrote abt me..... firstly i m soooo disappointed loh..... cos if ur writing sumthing abt me the skin shld b better loh..... tat skin for tat blog is kinda ugly wif a capital U loh..... if u need help in choosing blog skins pls seek my advice..... esp if tat blog is abt me..... all i hv to sae abt dis idiot is tat he is freaking obnoxious wif a huge captial O..... ani wae when wei ting told me..... i was laughing liao loh..... it is so amusing loh..... i dunno if i shld b flattered or flatten loh..... i guess i shld write one abt the huge hooked nose idiot (my name)..... well his nose is realli huge n it looks lyk a birds beak(vulture probably)..... haha..... he shld go for extreme makeover..... highly recommended for him..... well..... i hv told ppl if u dun lyk me juz sae it in my face..... dun hv to waste ur time gossiping or doing dose realli dumb things behind my back..... n ppl hv done so..... nt onli the person feel better..... i oso noe who are my "enermies"..... who in the end b cum frens..... but do u think i ll befren dis weirdo?? u shld noe the answer loh..... i feel it is the most despicable n OBNOXIOUS thing to do loh.....i would lyk to thank jessie 4 bing the first person in the poly to tell wad eva she didnt lyk abt me in the face..... thnx..... if u cant handle dis person..... juz shut the f**k up n get on wif life..... will ya..... i m lyk tat..... i tell wad eva i lyk straight in the face..... long time frens noe hw i live life..... if u wanna play the game..... i ll play wif u..... n i ll do it 10X worse..... tats me..... 我的报仇性很强..... wan me to translate..... it means..... i hv a rather strong revengement spirit..... did u hear abt the story tat i beat my sec skool classmate..... hmmm..... where is tommy liao.....go figure moron.....


Well, I figured a few things:

1. This blog is not meant to glamourise zelda, but rather show how ridiculous she is as a person.
2. It is true I have a curved nose, and there's no point in denying or trying to downplay how curved my nose is.
3. I wouldn't mind going for an extreme makeover.. as long as someone would be willing to sponsor me.
4. "did u hear abt the story tat i beat my sec skool classmate".. ooh violent tendencies.
5. I set up this blog so she can kiss my ass if she wants a blogskin change.


Cheers,

Crawldaddy