1st Cawldaddy Awards 2004

(Reissued from November 21 2004)

The voting Is Closed. The votes have been counted, and the decision is final: some things have been rigged... some just to provide pure laughter.

Awards:

Best hair: Helena Tan.

Worst Hair: Cao Yang (he deserves this more than Alvin cuz it actually really, really, looks bad)

Best Wardrobe: Ayob Bin Ismail (check out them shirts, mate!)

Worst Wardrobe: Alvin Chee (what d'ya expect? polos and high shirts... it really can't get better dude!)

Best Song: He's So Smart (kudos to Alvin this time round)

Worst Song: Perfect (classic punk-whine crap delivered from dumbasses who deserve to be shot, not awarded, but anyway)

Most Popular/ Notorious Personality: Tang Kam Yew

Least Popular Personality: Zelda Wu (by *popular* demand)

Character Awards:

Lame: Crawldaddy (sorry Alvin, I'm takin this one, and you know why... duh! I'm lame)

Silent: Lim Yoke Shyng (Minister of Silence kicks it once more)

Quirky: Ang Sian Lee (with he around, things will never be sian...)

Irritating: Zelda Wu (DUH)

Cool: Tan Jia Xiong (the bloke never sweats it doesn't he?)

Evil: Patrick Chia (Tight fight guys...)

Stupid: Zelda Wu (DUH again)

Quote Of The Year : Zelda: 'My face is worh millions!!!'

maybe it just really isn't that's why it is the quote of the year.. yes? yes?

Occurance of the year: Crawldaddy and Alvin playing cardboard box goalkeeping

Come one guys... anything can't be lamer than that!!!


Ok, total tally for Zelda: a whopping three awards, literally wiping away the oppositing in her nominated categories (Gail: 'What happenin'?') and I garnered one meself, for being lame.

Cheers, vote next time.

Crawldaddy

1st Annual Crawldaddy Awards

(Reissued from November 15 2004, marking an interesting perspective on how I view Zelda as a person)

Welcome To The Annual Crawldaddy Award Nominations!

The awards are given to those who have made this year so interesting and hopefully just as much next year!!!

The Awards will be given out on December 4th.

The Nominations are split into Seven Categories:

Best / Worst Hair
Best / Worst Wardrobe
Most / Least Popular
Character Awards:
Lame, Silent, Quirky, Irritating, Cool, Evil and Stupid.
Quote Of The Year
Occurance Of The Year

And The Nominations are:

Best Hair: Helena Tan, Charlotte Chong, Zelda Wu, Koh Wei Ting, Tang Kam Yew.

Worst Hair: Alvin Chee, Cao Yang, Ayob Bin Ismail, Wu Jia Ying, Low Seng Poh.

Best Wardrobe: Ayob Bin Ismail, Helena Tan, Ng Lai Fung, Koh Wei Ting, Mohd Nizam.

Worst Wardrobe: Alvin Chee, Crawldaddy, Charlotte Chong, Soon Tats Fah, Zelda Wu.

Best Song:
1. Fuzzy Green Grass - He's So Smart
2. Fuzzy Green Grass - Search Away, Spring In Christchurch
3. Bela Fleck - Sinister Minister
4. Yes - Roundabout
5. The Who - Pinball Wizard
6. Led Zeppelin - The Rain Song
7. The Darkness - I Believe In a Thing Called Love
8. Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved
9. Neil Young - Buffalo Springfield Again
10. Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine

Worst Song:
1. Hoobastank - The Reason
2. Simple Plan - Perfect
3. Christina Aguilera - Dirty
4. Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 You
5. VJC - Parmugun
6. Fuzzy Green Grass - She Can't Sing For Nuts
7. Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending
8. Jessica Simpson - Sweetest Sin
9. Nelly - Hot In Herre
10. 50 Cent - In Da Club


Most Popular / Notorious Personality: Alvin Chee, Crawldaddy, Garry Tan, Tang Kam Yew, Joseph Tan.

Least Popular Personality: Zelda Wu, Keri Tan, Julia Huang, Patrick Chia, George W Bush.

Character Awards:

Lame: Alvin Chee, Crawldaddy, Christopher Leow, Garry Tan, Tang Kam Yew

Silent: Lim Yoke Shyng, Wu Jia Ying, Cao Yang, Liu Jie Hong.

Quirky: Ang Sian Lee, Joanne Tan, Tan Chew Siew, Grace Wong, Ayob Bin Ismail.

Irritating: Zelda Wu.

Cool: Liu Jie Hong, Soon Tats Fah, Lim Yoke Shyng, Gail Pantin, Tan Jia Xiong.

Evil: Crawldaddy, Patrick Chia, Tan Hee Kiah, Ayob Bin Ismail.

Stupid: Zelda Wu.


Quote Of The Year:

1. Zelda Wu: 'My face is worth Millions!!!'
2. Tan Zhen Lin: 'Correct is correct, wrong is wrong'
3. Alvin Chee: 'Man.. That was a classic!!'
4. Soon Tats Fah: 'Please do not mind my twitching eye'
5. Charlotte Chong: 'What's wrong with my hair!?'

Occurance Of The Year:

1. Bush getting re-elected.
2. Charlotte cutting her hair.
3. Alvin Chee fracturing his pinky.
4. Zelda chasing Crawldaddy after getting stuck in the door.
5. Britney losing her virginity.
6. Ben Affleck and J.Lo breaking up.
7. Crawldaddy and Alvin playing cardboard box goalkeeping.
8. Crawldaddy making a tape dispenser from clay and hating it.
9. Alvin making his 1.1 metre 5-cent cardboard coin.
10. Hanging the damn thing up.

You have slightly under one month to vote, so please do so via email or tagging the tagboard!!!

Cheers,

Crawldaddy