The Legends Of Zelda XX

Hmm.

Well, I've reached the 2oth edition of The Legends of Zelda and I have to say it's been quite a long time since I started this whole series of posts. Truth to tell, things have been stagnating (and I'm not complaining, because that's a sign of improvement for the big Z) and I think it's high time I retired this blog.

Alot of us know that the big Z caught wind of this blog not too recently, and it's not because of some kind of pressure from that whole thing which arises to this point in the Marauding Tone Zone's history. The simple truth is that I have been planning this whole closure since the tenth post, and fate has given me enough grace to carry out this closure.

Another thing which I learnt from my one-and-a-half-years at Nanyang Poly is that maybe I should stop being a hypocrite and start practising what I've been ridiculing the big Z for all this time: which is to move on and grow, and learn from our mistakes.

My mistake is I didn't realise that there isn't any point in focusing on the dumb aspects of life (e.g. the big Z) and there isn't any point dwelling on it. Sure it was fun while it lasted, but there are much better things to work on and spending my energy on besides bothering with such unworthy characters.

Also, the part about being a hypocrite is to not be like certain characters within my class who constantly poke fun at people whom I have little idea about, and basing our judgement only on the worst aspects of people. As the saying goes, 'a man is not judged by his best output, but his worst mistakes'.

I will not fall into that trap, and I thank God for enlightening me, and Alvin for sharing the jokes.


Cheers,

Crawldaddy

The Legends Of Zelda XIX

Hmm.

Okay... classic stuff right here on my blog...


An exerpt direct, word for word from the Big Z's blog (with some censoring):

haha..... was thinking abt tat reali lame n unglam blog tat (my name) wrote abt me..... firstly i m soooo disappointed loh..... cos if ur writing sumthing abt me the skin shld b better loh..... tat skin for tat blog is kinda ugly wif a capital U loh..... if u need help in choosing blog skins pls seek my advice..... esp if tat blog is abt me..... all i hv to sae abt dis idiot is tat he is freaking obnoxious wif a huge captial O..... ani wae when wei ting told me..... i was laughing liao loh..... it is so amusing loh..... i dunno if i shld b flattered or flatten loh..... i guess i shld write one abt the huge hooked nose idiot (my name)..... well his nose is realli huge n it looks lyk a birds beak(vulture probably)..... haha..... he shld go for extreme makeover..... highly recommended for him..... well..... i hv told ppl if u dun lyk me juz sae it in my face..... dun hv to waste ur time gossiping or doing dose realli dumb things behind my back..... n ppl hv done so..... nt onli the person feel better..... i oso noe who are my "enermies"..... who in the end b cum frens..... but do u think i ll befren dis weirdo?? u shld noe the answer loh..... i feel it is the most despicable n OBNOXIOUS thing to do loh.....i would lyk to thank jessie 4 bing the first person in the poly to tell wad eva she didnt lyk abt me in the face..... thnx..... if u cant handle dis person..... juz shut the f**k up n get on wif life..... will ya..... i m lyk tat..... i tell wad eva i lyk straight in the face..... long time frens noe hw i live life..... if u wanna play the game..... i ll play wif u..... n i ll do it 10X worse..... tats me..... 我的报仇性很强..... wan me to translate..... it means..... i hv a rather strong revengement spirit..... did u hear abt the story tat i beat my sec skool classmate..... hmmm..... where is tommy liao.....go figure moron.....


Well, I figured a few things:

1. This blog is not meant to glamourise zelda, but rather show how ridiculous she is as a person.
2. It is true I have a curved nose, and there's no point in denying or trying to downplay how curved my nose is.
3. I wouldn't mind going for an extreme makeover.. as long as someone would be willing to sponsor me.
4. "did u hear abt the story tat i beat my sec skool classmate".. ooh violent tendencies.
5. I set up this blog so she can kiss my ass if she wants a blogskin change.


Cheers,

Crawldaddy

The Legends Of Zelda XVIII

Hmm.

Today, I was just sitting at the computer in block M level 6, and a couple of girls from class two were sitting at an opposite terminal, working on their Rapid Prototyping project... which is a group project (I believe).

Anyway, as I'm researching the various social statistics of Singapore, up comes the Big Z clutching a powder-blue pillow with a cartoon airliner splashed acrossed it's front. I suppose she was expecting the girls to squeal in delight at the pillow, which might have been cute (I'd have no idea because I'm almost blind to how cute a thing may be... with the exception of people) for all I care, but I guess she might not have been severely disappointed.

After standing there for about ten seconds, Sian Lee decided to break the awkward silence by asking her:

SL: 'What's that?' (in chinese)

Z: 'Cushion lah! i had to sign up for *blah blah blah* down at the atrium and I had to *blah blah blah* so that i could get it. Cute hor???'

Crawldaddy: *shudder*

Bei Zi: 'Ok lah'

Z: 'because *blah blah blah* at changi airport, and they have a new budget airline *blah blah blah* and I singed up for the opening ceremony, and then they will unveil the name of the airline'

SL: 'orhh, so have to sign up then can get the cushion izzit? Why don't you go sign up some more, then can help us get more cushions? wahahaha'

C: *sly grin*

BZ: 'hahaha'

Z: 'HAHAHAHAHA.. no lah, can only sign up one time'

All this while, with the appearance of the Big Z, Jace had been trying to maintain the participation of her group.. needless to say with all the distractions, her face turned black, and she then slumped forwards dejectedly.

(ok, the following does not suggest I'm a dirty old bastard, neither does it mean I'm a pervert)

As Jace was wearing a rather low-cut top, when she bent forward, I almost went blind from the sight, so I pointed this out to her:

C: 'Uhh, Jace, please lean backwards... I'm about to go blind already'

J: *embarrassed grin*, proceeds to lean backwards.

it just so happens that the Big Z then came in with a Lime magazine and caused Sian Lee and Wen Ning to be further distracted, and as they laid the magazine on the table, Zelda decided to lean forward and read the various articles along with SL and WN, which also caused me to almost go blind once more (she was also wearing something 'light')

C: 'OMG... Jace, just sitting here is sooo distracting... on one hand I have you looking so sian, then Bei Zi is like smiling so brightly (she was.. I dunno why) and then you have people bending over and making me go blind... aiyoh.. so difficult to do work, man.'

Jace: *smiles and reverts back to the computer screen*

Man.. today is one day full of distractions.


Cheers,

Crawldaddy